Surprise motherfuckers. It's me.

Nathan, 18
Australia
Say nice things to me and it will make me happy.

21st October 2014

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21st October 2014

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annabellioncourt:

YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR THAT PUN

annabellioncourt:

YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR THAT PUN

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21st October 2014

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tastefullyoffensive:

[invalidtremors]

tastefullyoffensive:

[invalidtremors]

21st October 2014

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21st October 2014

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swillmerchants:

listenly:

cactuseeds:

this is
oh my god
didn’t even see it was
moVING

click on it

yes those are light particles slowly drifting through the rays of sunlight

swillmerchants:

listenly:

cactuseeds:

this is

oh my god

didn’t even see it was

moVING

click on it

yes those are light particles slowly drifting through the rays of sunlight

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21st October 2014

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frightscrest:

in other news, i have too much music

frightscrest:

in other news, i have too much music

21st October 2014

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omg-pictures:

Growing a pumpkin inside a plastic mold…http://omg-pictures.tumblr.com

omg-pictures:

Growing a pumpkin inside a plastic mold…
http://omg-pictures.tumblr.com

21st October 2014

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awwww-cute:

Super Cat !!!

awwww-cute:

Super Cat !!!

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21st October 2014

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she keep me worm

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21st October 2014

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megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

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21st October 2014

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magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

image

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21st October 2014

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pinkmany:

pinkmany:

why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf

and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh girls and their starbucks”

but like

there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away

so…. did she come back from the one…

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21st October 2014

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21st October 2014

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21st October 2014

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