*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
Flaphack #4: Mouse pad? More like mouse pan! Um…cake!
dennys what the fuck
is dennys doing ok
my mom said i can only have one glass of milk a day wtf mom
frick you mom
WHY DO YOU HAVE A TGLASS THAT BIHG
actuALLy pisSSinG myslef
WHAT THE FUCK
this is the 1 thing that cheers me up no matter what
I burst into laughter, yes
Modern day natural selection.
"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"
oh my god
it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women
Actually Hugh heels were invented long before that, they were unisex and used to show status and keep your feet out of rainwater smh fashion history plz
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
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