Surprise motherfuckers. It's me.

Nathan, 18
Australia
Say nice things to me and it will make me happy.

17th April 2014

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katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

Source: baebees

17th April 2014

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transtrendsetter:

yiffmountain:

dennys:

Flaphack #4: Mouse pad? More like mouse pan! Um…cake!

dennys what the fuck

is dennys doing ok

transtrendsetter:

yiffmountain:

dennys:

Flaphack #4: Mouse pad? More like mouse pan! Um…cake!

dennys what the fuck

is dennys doing ok

Source: dennys

17th April 2014

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jerkidiot:

iphone-420:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

my mom said i can only have one glass of milk a day wtf mom

image

frick you mom

WHY DO YOU HAVE A TGLASS THAT BIHG

FOR MILK

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17th April 2014

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IF YOU LOVE STAR TREK

aspieat221b:

jessamygriffin:

chancemaycrown:

goldshirts-tightpants:

wesley-crusher:

smartrek:

gabrielsvessel:

ENJOY

actuALLy pisSSinG myslef

WHAT THE FUCK

this is the 1 thing that cheers me up no matter what

OMFG WHAT

I burst into laughter, yes

WHAT EVEN.

Source: gabrielsvessel

17th April 2014

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nicevagina:

Modern day natural selection.

nicevagina:

Modern day natural selection.

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17th April 2014

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troyleroakley:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

oh my god

troyleroakley:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

oh my god

Source: mamalovebone

17th April 2014

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emzybrain:

carvedwithafeather

emzybrain:

carvedwithafeather

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17th April 2014

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ejaculot:

charmanda bynes

ejaculot:

charmanda bynes

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17th April 2014

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Source: tibets

17th April 2014

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17th April 2014

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legalmexican:

what

legalmexican:

what

17th April 2014

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laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

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17th April 2014

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theofficialariel:

violetdftba:

Actually Hugh heels were invented long before that, they were unisex and used to show status and keep your feet out of rainwater smh fashion history plz

^homegirl knows

theofficialariel:

violetdftba:

Actually Hugh heels were invented long before that, they were unisex and used to show status and keep your feet out of rainwater smh fashion history plz

^homegirl knows

Source: distinguishedbaloney

17th April 2014

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17th April 2014

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Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

Source: barebackbearyak